Current conditions: high chance of fun
El Niño
is coming.
For atmospheric conditions
& questionable decisions.
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You can't stop
the weather.
You can look ridiculously good in it.
Product 001
Meet the floaties.
Adult arm floaties for festivals, pools, beaches, parties and situations nobody adequately prepared you for.
$24.95
Pacific BlueStorm BlackSunset PinkEmergency OrangeHolographic— soon
Get your floatiesProduct 002
Head above water.
Expectations below sea level.
$29.95
Classic SandStormNeonHolographic— soon
Get the hat
Full weather system.
The El Niño Pack — Floaties + Float Hat
Normally $54.90 — Drop 001 price
$49.95
⚠ Weather Advisory
Issued now
El Niño conditions expected.
Potential impacts include
- —Unexpected pool parties
- —Excessive festival activity
- —Elevated photo taking
- —Spontaneous questionable decisions
- —Increased likelihood of looking fantastic
Spotted in the wild.
#ElNinoFloaties#RidiculouslyPrepared#AtmosphericConditions
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