Drop 001
THE EL NIÑO PACK
Floaties + Float Hat
$49.95$54.90
Only 26 left from Drop 001
Kit
FULL WEATHER SYSTEM.
Arms and head, comprehensively addressed. Drop 001 launch pricing.
Important product notice
EL NIÑO products are novelty accessories. They are NOT personal flotation devices. They are NOT lifesaving devices. They should never be relied upon for water safety.
Specifications
- Contents
- 1 pair Floaties + 1 Float Hat
- Value
- $54.90 bought separately
- Fits
- Adult
Size chart
| Item | Fit | Adjustability |
|---|---|---|
| Floaties (pair) | Upper arm 24–38 cm | S/M or L/XL per pair |
| Float Hat | Head 54–62 cm | Adjustable inner band |
Full size charts for each item are on the individual product pages.
What's inside
- Floaties: heavy-gauge PVC shell (phthalate-free), heat-welded seams
- Float Hat: coated ripstop polyester shell, inflatable PVC brim chamber
- Float Hat: cotton-blend sweatband, toggle chin strap
Care label
- —Rinse floaties with fresh water after saltwater or chlorine.
- —Spot clean the hat shell; never machine wash either item.
- —Air dry everything fully before deflating and storing.
- —Store deflated, out of direct sunlight.
Shipping
Free shipping over $60. Orders ship within 2 business days. International shipping is coming with Drop 002.
FAQ
Are these real?
Unfortunately, yes.
Do they actually float?
They contain air, but they are novelty accessories and are not approved personal flotation or lifesaving devices.
Are they only for El Niño?
Absolutely not. We support irresponsible fashion decisions in all atmospheric conditions.
Are these for children?
No. This brand and its products are designed for adults.
Field reports
★★★★★
Wore these to a wedding. Not my wedding. Still worth it.
Marisol V.
★★★★★
Three strangers asked where I got them before I reached the bar.
Danny K.
★★★★
The hat brim genuinely gives shade. Did not expect function.
Priya R.
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