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EL NIÑO FLOATIES™by RIDICULOUSLY PREPARED

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The weather report.

Current condition

Questionable

Festival index

Extreme

Floatie probability

97%

Weekend outlook

Poor decisions likely

Advisory

Conditions favour spontaneous swimming, unplanned dancing and photographs you will explain later. Preparation is advised. This page is entertainment and does not present real meteorological information.

Prepare now