We saw the forecast.
We overreacted.
El Niño started with one fairly simple question:
If the weather is going to get ridiculous, why shouldn't we?
And thus: El Niño Floaties.
Products nobody technically needed. Until now.
Questions, answered honestly.
Are these real?
Unfortunately, yes.
Do they actually float?
They contain air, but they are novelty accessories and are not approved personal flotation or lifesaving devices.
Are they only for El Niño?
Absolutely not. We support irresponsible fashion decisions in all atmospheric conditions.
Are these for children?
No. This brand and its initial products are designed for adults.
Do you ship internationally?
Not yet — we're building for it. Join the Warning System and you'll hear first.