Drop 001
PARTY PACK
Two pairs of El Niño Floaties
$39.95$49.90
Only 30 left from Drop 001
Pairing
TWO PAIRS. FOUR ARMS. ONE DECISION.
Important product notice
EL NIÑO products are novelty accessories. They are NOT personal flotation devices. They are NOT lifesaving devices. They should never be relied upon for water safety.
Specifications
- Contents
- Two pairs (4 floaties)
- Fits
- Adult upper arm, 24–38cm
Size chart
| Size | Upper arm circumference | Floatie length | Valves |
|---|---|---|---|
| S/M | 24–30 cm | 19 cm | 2 per floatie |
| L/XL | 30–38 cm | 21 cm | 2 per floatie |
Both pairs in a pack are the same size. Measure around the middle of the upper arm.
What's inside
- Heavy-gauge PVC shell (phthalate-free), matte-gloss finish
- Two one-way air valves per floatie
- Heat-welded seams
- Printed EL NIÑO FLOATIES™ wordmark, solvent-free inks
Care label
- —Rinse with fresh water after saltwater or chlorine.
- —Air dry fully before deflating and storing.
- —Store deflated, out of direct sunlight.
- —Do not machine wash, tumble dry, iron, or dry clean.
Shipping
Free shipping over $60. Orders ship within 2 business days. International shipping is coming with Drop 002.
FAQ
Are these real?
Unfortunately, yes.
Do they actually float?
They contain air, but they are novelty accessories and are not approved personal flotation or lifesaving devices.
Are they only for El Niño?
Absolutely not. We support irresponsible fashion decisions in all atmospheric conditions.
Are these for children?
No. This brand and its products are designed for adults.
Field reports
★★★★★
Wore these to a wedding. Not my wedding. Still worth it.
Marisol V.
★★★★★
Three strangers asked where I got them before I reached the bar.
Danny K.
★★★★
The hat brim genuinely gives shade. Did not expect function.
Priya R.
Also deteriorating
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